Speechless, truly speechless....

My hope of some people in society is rapidly diminishing, especially when it comes down to this fella, a Mr Andy Kadir-Buxton. I mean this stuff is just unbelievable, stupidity to a new level. A quote of some of his best bits;

"With the Kadir-Buxton Method, a patient standing on one leg whilst holding a rose would still be standing on one leg and holding a rose when they were cured. With a punch, the patient would be lying prone on the floor, and could well have dropped the rose. And just to add insult to injury, they would still be mentally ill."

and

"And the handclap? It was a name given to the method so that everyone could remember it. If the deliverer cannot put both hands in the birth canal after birth and clap then the mother is considered 'tight!'"

and

"The procedure for unblocking fallopian tubes is to first feel them for hardness, the hardest parts are those which are more blocked. Polyps are the sides of the fallopian tubes expanding outwards because of the pressure from the blockage, or foreign objects such as ball bearings and even pen tops. The blockage has to be squeezed out a millimeter at a time. When a hard part is reached the amount that can be squeezed out must drop to half a millimeter at a time in order to avoid pain. All blockages that I have found have been dead bacteria, or sometimes lemonade which is a result of a country wide practice of lesbians at Universities. If live bacteria is encountered the procedure should be stopped until it has been treated. "

and

"The conditioning needed in order to get an orgasmic nose are both 'Hands Free' masturbation until orgasm, (the tightening and relaxing of vaginal muscles for five minutes until vaginal orgasm occurs) and also to then stroke the nose while having the orgasm."

I'm truly speechless, check out this fool for yourself;

http://www.kadir-buxton.com/

He even went as far as creating a petition for it;

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/K-BMethod/

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